i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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