I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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