I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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