Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I currently don't understand fingers.
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