and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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