Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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i came on her dog
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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