i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just gift wrapped bread.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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