fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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