For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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