yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Randomize
