I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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