toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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