Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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