i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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