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  WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

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  I absolutely love you.

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• (661): View more from California

  My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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• (347): View more from New York

  last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?

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• (562): View more from California

  I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.

  (954): View more from Florida

  God I love you.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.

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