I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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