Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.