somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.