just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
