do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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