She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.