I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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