the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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