I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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