i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
