i just google imaged poop.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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