just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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