1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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