Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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