How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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