Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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