The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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