So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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