Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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