Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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