may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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