At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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