i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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