You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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