I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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