u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I die, sorry about rent.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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