So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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