just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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