woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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