Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
