what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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