no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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