No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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