Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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