Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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