I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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