dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD