actually, I'm a sock model
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.