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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur

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  Nice use of current day folklore

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• (954): View more from Florida

  a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on

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  It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Woke up backwards on a recliner

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• (631): View more from New York

  the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.

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