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(313): View more from Michigan

Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

(248): View more from Michigan

Gross. gingers suck

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(718): View more from New York

OMG. Drunk.

(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.

(718): View more from New York

Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.

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(209): View more from California

Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?

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(785): View more from Kansas

it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

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(510): View more from California

At what point did I eat out of your mouth?

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(817): View more from Texas

Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?

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(305): View more from Florida

You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great

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(785): View more from Kansas

I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.

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