so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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