ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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