Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she smelled like a LAN party
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
