I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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