How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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