After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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