windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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