Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I want to be your penis for a week.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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