you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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