why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
PANTIES FOUND
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