I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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