I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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