wrigley field is MILF paradise
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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